"Vaughn L.Porter" <vaughnp@pcez.com> wrote
>
> No, thank you. Also, be advised I will be unavaiable from 12 Aug 02 to 29
> Aug 02. There's a bunch of folks in Charlotte, NC that need my mad
training
> skills.
>


Definition: "Mad Training Skills" (noun) The skills in which someone trains
another to be a complete moron.
The course tends to require all the participants to belt themselves over the
head with planks of a wooden life-boat or the mass head butting of a large
brick wall.