"Watchman" <stryder@SPAMPHOBICwhyalla.net.au> wrote:
> Disaster wrote:
> > "Watchman" <stryder@whyalla.net.au> wrote:
> > > Disaster wrote:
> > > > Well I'm not your father or anything! But if you join me you get
free
> > > > popcorn! :D
> > >
> > > That popcorn you are now eating has been pissed on. Film at eleven!
> >
> > What the hell are you talking about? No one ever pissed on it!
Certainly
> > the Popcorn branch would never have recycled that!!! All the popcorn
they
> > managed to get back underwent strict testing before it was put back in
the
> > bin.
>
> They reasoned that it was already yellow enough so why waste the butter.

Listen Watchy old boy. I know you desperately wanted to into that Branch
but I'm afraid you never qualified. So these delusions and dreams you keep
having got to stop.
--
Carpe Jugulum
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