"Watchman" <stryder@SPAMPHOBICwhyalla.net.au> wrote:
> Disaster wrote:
> > Frankly I think the concept here is easy enough even for you to
> > understand!
>
> Hah! You underestimate my abilities of misinterpretation!
>
> I shall yet thwart your Nefarious schemes, Villain!
>
> For Freedom!
>
> For Justice!
>
> For ...er, ...That Other One!
>
> *with a dramatic swirl of his cape Watchman launches himself through the
> nearest window. Fortunately his inability to fly does not cause him to
> greater problem as the window was on the ground floor. Dusting himself
> off Watchman makes a hasty, yet dignified, exit*

Gee, I guess I have underestimated your ability to misinterpret your
environment. First, that's not a window, it's a furance, second, that's
not your cape, it was your pants and the so called ground floor is
actually the middle of the furnace in all it's glowing glory!

Look on the brightside, at least this time you won't have to clean your
goo up!
--
Kind regards
Disaster
Disaster's Fan Fiction - http://www.disfanfic.net
DSE - For the Public - http://www.disfanfic.net/DSE
JAE FAQ - http://www.evafaq.com
Pen^3's JAE FAQ - http://faq.pen3.cjb.net
Convention Reports - http://www.disfanfic.net/conventions