> *Zeruel goes to heaven and finds the controls to Perfect World and
starts
> fiddeling with them; he messes with the time (making Disaster ultra slow
and
> his computer ultra fast and makes stuff repeat), messes with the gravity
(youre
> gonna have to catch that drink if you wanna drink it!), and finally
fills the
> world up with hentai and horny teenagers (the sound 'fapfapfapfap' can
be heard
> ALL through the day AND night!)*
>
> now THAT is cruel and unusual punishment!
>
> know this: God's computer controls EVERY reality, even 'perfect' world
and the
> only way for you to be able tamper with it is to DIE and go to heaven
(and if
> you commit suicide you wont go to heaven)

Aside from the fact that I world die if I ever lived in that world and
thus be able to go to heaven and screw with things, God's computer does
not control the perfect world. I don't know how many times I have
explained this to everyone, but it's been enough that I should not have to
explain it here again. The Perfect world is perfect and fits the owner and
is thus controlled by the needs and wants of the owner. If it is ever
fiddled with from an outside source it is no longer perfect and hence must
have been merely a copy of the real perfect world because the perfect
world is perfect not perfect up until it is not perfect, that would not be
perfect. The concept of perfect is static and unmoving yet it's very
definition allows for flexibility according to predefined parameters that
do not leave room enough for you to interfere in whatever manner you may
dream up.

Live with it, the perfect world is perfect and totally beyond your reach.
Thus.....

*Disaster watches amused as Zureul goes crazy on a duplicate world of his
perfect reality.*
--
Kind regards
Disaster
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