Zeruel333 The Hentai One <zeruel333@aol.comanimefan> wrote in message
news:20020626073846.28045.00000846@mb-cf.aol.com...
> >>Disaster <disaster@disfanfic.net> wrote in message
> >>news:uhhq753po25gfe@corp.supernews.com...
> >>> > > *Disaster boots existance on windows 95!*
> >>> >
> >>> > *...and is soon destroyed along with everything and everyone else
when
> >>> Win95
> >>> > crashes*
> >>> >
> >>> > *God uses his backup copy on Heaven's computer and restores
everything
> >>> as it
> >>> > was in reality then puts a 'not allowed in Heaven' note on
Disaster's
> >>> profile
> >>> > on the computer for messing with it*
> >>> > *God then write protects the computer in such a way that no one can
> >>> tamper with
> >>> > it: not even an infinate number of Ritsukos*
> >>> > *everything is back to normal*
> >>>
> >>> *God, deciding that some people need a moral lesson and frankly being
sick
> >>> of all the low quality hentati out there, removes the existance of
Hentai
> >>> from any and all sources and in all forms, styles and intentions*
> >>> --
> >>
> >>*Vaughn uploads a virus onto both Disaster's and Zeruel333's computers
which
> >>plays a MP3 file of Eminem's "Without Me" over and over and over and
> >>over....
> >>
> >
> >*after copying the hentai onto tons of CDs Zeruel then takes the fuct up
> >computer near Vaughn's house and fires one of the 56 mw beam pistols at
it,
> >which then toasts half the city including Vaugn's house*
> >
> >*Zeruel then loads the computer on his new hack-proof computer*
> >
>
> *moments before doing so, Zeruel thinks about it and uses an anti-virus
program
> on the CDs then loads the hentai on the new computer (and even makes an
> antivirus program made from nanomachines that will destroy any infected
disk
> that enters the computer)*

*Vaughn uses Seven-of-Nine's Anti-Species 8472 nanites to counter Zeruel's
anti-virus nanites.

*Vaughn then changes Zeruel's fonts to the Ahb language.

*Vaughn then wonder's  why Disaster hasn't responded to his assault. Could
it be that the great Disaster is in fact an Eminem fan?

*Vaughn then contacts ACROSS and asks Lord Ilpalazzo to send Excel and Hyatt
to deal with Zeruel.

                          Vaughn L.Porter
                           First rule of ACROSS:
                           "Don't talk about ACROSS!"