Zeruel333 The Hentai One <zeruel333@aol.comanimefan> wrote in message
news:20020626073234.27902.00000924@mb-cf.aol.com...
> >Disaster <disaster@disfanfic.net> wrote in message
> >news:uhhq753po25gfe@corp.supernews.com...
> >> > > *Disaster boots existance on windows 95!*
> >> >
> >> > *...and is soon destroyed along with everything and everyone else
when
> >> Win95
> >> > crashes*
> >> >
> >> > *God uses his backup copy on Heaven's computer and restores
everything
> >> as it
> >> > was in reality then puts a 'not allowed in Heaven' note on Disaster's
> >> profile
> >> > on the computer for messing with it*
> >> > *God then write protects the computer in such a way that no one can
> >> tamper with
> >> > it: not even an infinate number of Ritsukos*
> >> > *everything is back to normal*
> >>
> >> *God, deciding that some people need a moral lesson and frankly being
sick
> >> of all the low quality hentati out there, removes the existance of
Hentai
> >> from any and all sources and in all forms, styles and intentions*
> >> --
> >
> >*Vaughn uploads a virus onto both Disaster's and Zeruel333's computers
which
> >plays a MP3 file of Eminem's "Without Me" over and over and over and
> >over....
> >
>
> *after copying the hentai onto tons of CDs Zeruel then takes the fuct up
> computer near Vaughn's house and fires one of the 56 mw beam pistols at
it,
> which then toasts half the city including Vaugn's house*
>
> *Zeruel then loads the computer on his new hack-proof computer*
>

*Vaughn uses a combonation of the Force and an AT Field to deflect the beam.

*Vaughn then forces Zeruel to listen to his (very bad) Jar-Jar impersonation
for the next 24-72 hours.

                         Vaughn L.Porter
                          Dis's vewy, vewy baad!