Bruce wrote:
> tm wrote:
> > Ron Hitler Barrassi wrote:
> >>tm wrote:

> >>>Coupla months ago I wandered into an 'Irish Pub' in Shinjuku that was 
> >>>overrun with loud, obnoxious, baseball-cap-wearing a-holes from 
> >>>ustralia. What's up with that? They don't even play baseball in 
> >>>ustralia.
> >>
> >>Really? What was I doing on first base then?
> > 
> > Does 'first base' mean the same thing with you gays as it does with 
> > us? Not that there's anything wrong with what youall do.
> 
> I dunno. First base is the place the batsman runs to when he hits 
> the ball and the wicketkeeper throws the ball to the fielder at 
> first base to get a run out.

And here i was all ready to apologize for misspelling 'guys'.
So do you girls ever hock up a manly spit while playing croquet? Or, 
when your padded linens get soiled, do you just screech about the 
dingo stole your baby and run to hide in the nearest large can of 
Fosters?