In article <bvtg1g$ejj$1@bunyip.cc.uq.edu.au>,
 "DBM" <dbmacpherson@uq.net.au> wrote:

> Some time ago I asked for help with Japanese Ghosts...  Especially as they
> apply to the 'Phantom Stewardesses' of Airliners...
> 
> While the thread degenerated at an alarming rate, I would like to thank all
> those who gave me so much valuable info and help...
> 
> The relevant story segment of 'Haunted Tourist' is at the link below...
> 
> WARNING!  Adultish situations and some bad language...
> 
> http://www.fictionpress.com/read.php?storyid=1427639&chapter=23

No offense, but i would have written, "'SHIT!' Rod screamed, his body 
thrashing about frantically in the cramped space of his seat, vainly 
trying to keep the parts of his pants containing hot liquid away from 
his skin