In article <2jah9bFuuenaU1@uni-berlin.de>,
 "mr.sumo.snr" <llanelli14NOSPAM@yahoo.com> wrote:

> The secret?  Well, to start with the friend in question was NOT in fact a
> spotty-nosed, stained-teeth, sad with no friends UKland man......but in fact
> a fairly large-chested, slender-waist, blonde-haired, attractive young girl.
> She followed my low-cut, tightest T-shirt available instructions.  Sounds
> like they paid dividend!  Slap me please!

Does this friend ever visit that pub in ueno where sniffing a girl's 
tight undergarments is a happy hour passtime?