Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!proxad.net!fr.ip.ndsoftware.net!npeer.de.kpn-eurorings.net!news.cambrium.nl!news.cambrium.nl!news.cambrium.nl!news2.euro.net!216.166.71.118.MISMATCH!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 13 Dec 2003 19:57:37 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Endearments Message-ID: Date: Sat, 13 Dec 2003 19:57:37 -0600 Lines: 39 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-fUM8Rb5bZwFvwUaEoTxj8zrTlcJISUWG2ApAaNgtwT4VkSDGQ9Dcfp0CPBGjgEF7pg6unVduJWEPSPQ!JjG93Qf0MLbyCzHL3OE3hWmxZJ5n9EqiJGX0PXD1hoiSkXv8c+9JJZHTplCamQ== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:3123 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Endearments Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names." Morris hung his head and whispered, "To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago!"