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Proverbs 17:22 

There was an old lady who would come out every
morning on the steps of her front porch, raise
her arms to the sky, and shout, "Praise the Lord!"


Well, one day, an atheist moved into the house
next door. Over time, he became irritated at
the old lady. So, every morning he would step
out onto his front porch and yell after her,
"There is no Lord!" 

Time passed with the two of them carrying on
this way every day. Then one morning in the middle
of the winter, the little old lady stepped onto
her front porch and shouted, "Praise the Lord!
Lord, I have no food and I am starving. Please
provide food for me, oh Lord!" 

The next morning, she stepped onto her porch
and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting
there. "Praise the Lord!" she cried out. "He
has provided groceries for me!" 

The atheist jumped out of the hedges and shouted.
"There is no Lord. I bought the groceries!" 

The little old lady threw her arms into the
air and shouted, "Praise the Lord! He has provided
me with groceries and He made the devil pay for
them!" 

A merry heart doeth good like a medicine...
Proverbs 17:22 (KJV)