Scripsit ille Zeruel333 The Hentai One <zeruel333@aol.comanimefan>:
> >I forgot I had this on my ftp space, but here's a link to a free
> >hentai doujin:
> >http://members.aol.com/zeruel333/YuriFullColor2JP.zip
> >
> >(and dont complain about it; it's the best I could find that actually fits on
> >the 2 mb amount of space aol gives me)
> 
> Maya: Doujinshi amount climbing! 900! 1,000! 1,100! I dont know how much more
> this computer can take!
>
> Ritsuko: Set geiger monitor at it's maximum level and pray it holds out!

-------- <Angel Attack>

Maya:    It doesn't work! The Doujinshi are not radioactive!

Ritsuko: Just send them to Zeruel333 and delete them afterwards. He'll
         like them.

Maya:    They're *from* Zeruel333, and he doesn't accept them!

Ritsuko: OK, calm down, send them to the null device.

-------- <The Beast>

*ALARM* *ALARM* *ALARM* *ALARM* *ALARM* *ALARM* *ALARM* *ALARM* *ALARM*

Misato:  Shinji-kun! Stop looking at those doujins! They are trying...

Asuka:   (looks shortly at the screen) HENTAI!!!1
         (to herself) So invincible Shinji does have a weakness... *grins*

Misato:  ... trying to cause mental contamination on you!

Shinji:  (uses his EVA joystick to get to the NEXT button) Aim at the
         target in the center, switch...

Misato:  SHINJI-KUN!!!

Shinji:  Aim at the target in the center, switch...
         Aim at the target in the center, switch...
         Aim at the target in the center, switch...

-------- <Borderline Case>

(inside of Shinji's mind)

Misato:  I know what's good for you. Why don't we just **********?

Asuka:   Do you want to ************ with me?

Rei:     Didn't you always like to *********?

Misato:  Shinji-kun?

Asuka:   Baka Shinji-kun?

Rei:     Shinji-kun?

Shinji:  (to himself) It's often hard to decide.
         I mustn't run away.
         I mustn't run away.
         I mustn't run away.

Misato:  We could just do as you've seen on the screen.

Asuka:   You'll learn something new. In fact, you will always, Baka Shinji!

Rei:     Ikari has allowed it, so we could<CUT>

-------- <Rei I>

Maya:    The null device cannot take all the files. It's nearly full!

Ritsuko: We'll need a new null device?
         (to Gendou) Can we possibly get a 1000000000TBit/s null device?
         That's more than all computers of Japan can take.

Gendou:  Rei...

--------

TO BE CONTINUED...


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