Scripsit illa aut ille Kakarotto <kakarotto@xtra.co.nz>:
> *Deploys anti thwack sheild.*

Congratulations! It works perfectly against a thwack - at least it
would, if spelt correctly.



































But it's completely useless against a \*THWACK\*! You need an
"anti *THWACK* shield!".

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