Disaster graced us by uttering:
>> You never get sick of answering the same question over and over
>> again?
> 
> Most of the time I am happy to abuse people who are nasty about it. If
> we ever get sick of a question we throw it in the FAQ and tell people
> to go there. Lately a few of us have had an unusual spark of energy
> and we have been answering the questions. Every once in a while
> someone even comes up with a new way of arguing about something.

Fair enough.  Hey, comp.lang.perl.misc could use someone with your
patience with newbies...

>> > Well, aren't you smart!
>>
>> Is this a trick question?  ;)
> 
> .... Maybe! I'll let you know when yer wrong!

I've no doubt.  =)

Tim Hammerquist
-- 
His ignorance is painful.
    -- Cell, Dragonball Z