On Wed, 4 Aug 2004 09:00:12 +0100, "Jamie" <jamie@nospam.net> brought
down from the Mount tablets inscribed:

>
>"Michael Cash" <mikecash@buggerallspammers.com> wrote
>>
>> At the risk of sounding educated, I will correct your post for you.
>>
>>
>If you consider your head being so far up your ass as education you have
>another thing coming. 

"think"

>However let me ask you this? 

You don't need a question mark for a declarative statement.

>Did I touch a nerve when
>I said rednecks? Were you born in a trailer? Do you have family that lives
>in a trailer? Must be hard to want to forget those roots or even to be a the
>defender of rednecks; especially when others use the term rednecks in your
>face - fact is rednecks are a racist commodity and if I want to label them

Rednecks are racists. Rednecks label people. Further, they are often
prone to combative, unreasoned, poorly presented emotional outbursts.
Many display a poor grasp of English composition.

>as such I have every given right to do so and if you don't like it you can
>take a running jump, isn't that what the base of America stands for,
>F-R-E-E-D-O-M of speech, learn to chill and learn your principals Mr
>Educated son of a bitch! :-)

Run on sentences are commonplace in their expository efforts. Most do
manage to cut things off and start a new sentence when abruptly
shifting from declarative to interrogative, though. I knew all my
principals. They were fine people whom I admired greatly. Perhaps you
should learn your homonyms.

>
>Adios Cheese Breath

Dang! I knew I should have brushed and gargled after eating you out.







--

Michael Cash

"I am sorry, Mr. Cash, but we are unable to accept your rap sheet in lieu of
a high school transcript."

                                Dr. Howard Sprague
                                Dean of Admissions
                                Mount Pilot College