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For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female,
faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel
came down from heaven. 

"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to
them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going
to bring you both to life for thirty minutes and in that
time, you can do anything you want." With a clap of his
hands, the angel brought the statues to life. 

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon
dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good
deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen
minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes,
wide grins on their faces. 

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel,
winking knowingly. 

Grinning even more widely, the female statue turned
to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time, you
hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head."