Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!news.moat.net!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local01.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 13 Jun 2005 22:00:12 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: The truck and the toll booth Message-ID: Date: Mon, 13 Jun 2005 22:00:12 -0500 Lines: 46 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-DrgH4QA+Ejgm2f73hwJdxqVDuBPT22JiiUkCUQP5QbR2LTOebBIquYe31HLdiPzFw76kX/qW1fJrbmM!x3v9L+or+nQgrT0djndsoJcOf7PrCltkN06+Py6ib3dUQPZs9Tr9/EVC7LIihQ== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.31 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:5845 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ The truck and the toll booth When the driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, he plowed into an empty toll booth and smashed it to pieces. He climbed down from the wreckage and within a matter of minutes; a truck pulled up and discharged a crew of workers. The men picked up each broken piece of the former tollbooth and spread some kind of creamy substance on it. Then they began fitting the pieces together. In less than a half hour, they had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and looking good as new. "Astonishing!" the truck driver said to the crew chief. "What was the white stuff you used to get all the pieces together?" The crew chief said, "Oh, that was tollgate booth paste."