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Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies. 

- It is always possible to park directly outside  any
building you are visiting. 

- A detective can only solve a case once he has  been
suspended from duty. 

- If you decide to start dancing in the street,  everyone
you bump into will know all the steps. 

- Most laptop computers are powerful enough to  override
the communication systems of any invading  alien civilization.


- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered
 in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies  will
wait patiently to attack you one by one by  dancing around
in a threatening manner until you  have knocked out their
predecessors. 

- When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow  to
the head, they will never suffer a concussion  or brain
damage. 

- No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion,
 volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go  into
shock. 

- Police Departments give their officers personality
 tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a  partner
who is their total opposite. 

- When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak
 English to each other. 

- You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.


- Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper
 clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning  building
with a child trapped inside. 

- An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur
 will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.


- Television news bulletins usually contain a story
that  affects you personally at that precise moment you
turn  the television on.