Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies.
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Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies.
- It is always possible to park directly outside any
building you are visiting.
- A detective can only solve a case once he has been
suspended from duty.
- If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone
you bump into will know all the steps.
- Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override
the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered
in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will
wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around
in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their
predecessors.
- When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to
the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain
damage.
- No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion,
volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into
shock.
- Police Departments give their officers personality
tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner
who is their total opposite.
- When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak
English to each other.
- You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
- Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper
clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building
with a child trapped inside.
- An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur
will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.
- Television news bulletins usually contain a story
that affects you personally at that precise moment you
turn the television on.
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