"Vaughn L.Porter" <vaughnp@pcez.com> squawked:
> "[DFC]cOwMoO" <cowmoo@bikerider.com> wrote
> > In conclusion I say that there is no way we will ever settle the Rei/Asuka
> > battle, so I myself have decided to unite them (and me ^_^) in my own mind.
> 
> That's been done in fanfics. Scary thought, though.
> 
> Shinji: "So, Misato, what do we call them, I mean her?
> Misato: "Hm, how about...Mahoro?"
> Rei/Asuka: "WE ARE NOT AMUSED, MAJOR!"

Or like in "Double and Nothing" by Estabon:

  [Shinji] flung the door open and looked at Asuka, who was laying in
her bed.
  "Asuka, I." he started.
  Then he noticed that Asuka ad her arms wrapped around someone. There
was another person in her bed with her! And to think of what he was
about to say! Then the other person looked up at him from the bed.
  "Ayanami!?!?!?!" he yelled out.
  Rei stared up at him sheepishly from Asuka's bed. There really
wasn't much she could say, so she just smiled at him.
  "No wonder I can never get anywhere with you two!" he yelled at them
accusingly before turning around and leaving the room.
  Asuka turned to the girl she held in her arms.
  "I told you we should have done this at your place, baka." She said.


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