On Wed, 29 Jan 2003 17:42:09 -0500, "Amani" <amani@charter.net> wrote:

>NEWSFLASH! Do note that this may be psychologically scarring for you to
>know, but it must be said.
>
>ANIME GIRLS AREN'T REAL.

Unfortunately, that is a fact. Life is cruel for us hentai. It is a
curse from God, fated to never know the object of one's desire. :(

Now, I'm not saying that I am not attracted to real women here, only
that in order for me to feel attracted to a real woman, or even have
the slightest sexual interest in the first place, she would have to
look absolutely *stunning*.

>I'm afraid if you ever want to have a /real/ relationship and eventually
>have /actual/ sexual relations with a woman, it will /have/ to be with a
>/real/ woman. Gee.

But you *could* get her to dress like your favourite anime girl,
couldn't you?

Well, couldn't you? Hey it works for me.
-- 
Reverend David "PPV" Hawthorne - 

Gimme back my broken night,
My mirrored room,
My secret light,
It's lonely here,
There's no-one left to torture.


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