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Pigeon at first sight 

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and
one female, faced each other in a city park,
until one day an angel came down from heaven.


"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced
to them, "That I'm going to give you a special
gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for
thirty minutes and in that time, you can do anything
you want." With a clap of his hands, the angel
brought the statues to life. 

The two approached each other a bit shyly,
but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly
emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and
shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the
two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins
on their faces. 

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said
the angel, winking knowingly. 

Grinning even more widely, the female statue
turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only
this time, you hold the pigeon down and I'll
crap on its head."