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A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her
on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then
skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The
next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by
losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow
my instructions?"
The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought
I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from skipping."
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