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Finding Religion 

A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service
on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds
to walk into the water and stand next to the
preacher. 

The minister notices the old drunk and says,
"Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?" 

The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, preacher,
I sure am." 

The minister dunks the fellow under the water
and pulls him right back up. 

"Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asks.


"Nooo, I didn't!" said the drunk. 

The preacher then dunks him under for quite
a bit longer, brings him up, and says, "Now,
brother, have you found Jesus?" 

"Noooo, I have not, reverend." 

The preacher, in disgust, holds the man under
for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him
out of the water, and says in a harsh tone, "My
God, man, have you found Jesus yet?" 

The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the
preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell
in?"