Re: Fast Way To Learn Japanese!
Ellen flung his/her poo at fj.life.in-japan in a fit of rage and the resulting
spatter looked uncannily like this:
>Hello all! My name is Ellen, and I've just come across an exciting way
>to learn Japanese. It's a twenty CD collection that you can download
>instantly
Download 20 CDs instantly? Why, you must have an internet connection as fat as a
gawddamned fire hose!
>or order through the mail. They offer a 100% money back
>guarantee along with their promise that you can master the language in
>only 8 weeks!
Damn. If I had only known this in 1988. I could have been here in time for HM
the Emperor's funeral. And I was wasting my time watching Mary Althaus and _The
Adventures of Yan_!
>I wrote a review about them and all the languages, including Japanese
>of course, that you can learn with them, in a fun, fast, and easy way.
>With them, you get to play games to learn the language! No boring drills.
I thought that was how most younguns today learned Japanese -- by playing
pirated dating sims.
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