Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed-east.nntpserver.com!nntpserver.com!newsfeed-west.nntpserver.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local01.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 07 Apr 2005 14:00:03 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Express Line Message-ID: Date: Thu, 07 Apr 2005 14:00:03 -0500 Lines: 35 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-BHxc/CjKR38Q/M8WUrioF4z/XLZxysiu8m2JevFa15ZhY9APxBqzegLFaDVBAgG+sZh1gzxamYQO2Ux!tibG4xBO9r0tLIOiq1maZ7Qcq+/bnfW0K2jes28z+92luLlBzrAFA+Xa57vMeA== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.32 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:10098 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Express Line A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her. "Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?" The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her up and down, smiled and said, "Not bad."