On 1 Jul 2004 23:33:36 -0700, mikehobson111@hotmail.com (Mike Hobson)
brought down from the Mount tablets inscribed:

>Michael Cash <mikecash@buggerallspammers.com> wrote 
>
>> On Thu, 01 Jul 2004 14:33:11 +0900, tm <tm@tmoero.invalid> brought
>> down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
> 
>> >I have the biggest knob on usenet. Don't believe me, ask Mike Hobson, 
>> >he has a pertty mouth and he swallows.
>> 
>> I like to watch him say "Oreo" reeeeaaaaaaal sloooooooow.
>
>Sorry, "tm" and (low) "cash", but I ain't doing no needles. For that
>you'll need to appeal to Raj Feridun, he refuses nobody. Not even
>impotent suckers such as you two gentlemen.
>
>Did your girlfriends tell you that "size doesn't matter"? They lied.
>Unabashedly.  When you thought you were fucking them, pretty much like
>an amoeba attempting to satisfy a lady elephant, they were actually
>falling asleep, thinking: "these crashing bores, when will they stop
>their pathetic pretense?".
>
>Sorry to be blunt somewhat, but reality calls.

No apology necessary. I'm just flattered that you assume I'm getting
laid. (Wanna buy some of my skivvies?)





--

Michael Cash

"I am sorry, Mr. Cash, but we are unable to accept your rap sheet in lieu of
a high school transcript."

                                Dr. Howard Sprague
                                Dean of Admissions
                                Mount Pilot College