"Ed" <gwbush@whitehouse.gov> said:

>
>"Curt Fischer" <crf3@po.cwru.edu> wrote in message
>news:3F32E904.5212B5FE@po.cwru.edu...
>>
>>
>> Ed wrote:
>> >
>> > "Curt Fischer" <crf3@po.cwru.edu> wrote in message
>> > news:3F32CAFD.E1ACC2D0@po.cwru.edu...
>>
>> [Gaspanic]
>>
>> > Now what about the girls that do go to gaspanic? Some go there for a
>night
>> > of flirtatious fun,
>>
>> There is not much fun about Gaspanic.  At least not on the one night I
>> ever went there.  People who just want to have fun have much nicer
>> places to go.
>
>I've never been there.
>
>> > others go there to meet a possible future gaigin husband
>> > who will carry her in his arms back to his sepponian house in the
>suburbs
>> > where she will quickly fatten up and run her house like a Lord in her
>> > castle, and others go there because they want to have sex with a gringo
>that
>> > kinda sorta looks like Beckham if you turn the lights down low. How can
>a
>> > guy tell the difference? They're all wearing sexy clothes and willing to
>be
>> > cajoled into conversation that requires a bit of fondling in order to
>ease
>> > the lines of communication.
>>
>> I think that in theory either of these latter types will easily be
>> converted to the single-night score.
>
>Any type can be converted to the single-night score. Percentage wise, some
>types are better than others. The gold hunting Japanese empress type will
>allow herself to be seduced if she thinks that allowing the seduction will
>better her chances at ending up living on Maple drive and bitching at the
>pool maintenance dude while her husband is working overtime at the office.
>But a single night score on the she-tiger? The percentages are in low single
>digit territory.
>
>Much easier are the "I wanna fuck Beckham" types. The problem is that you
>look as much like Beckham as I do. Especially if we both put braids in our
>hair. Hell, if Michael put braids in his hair, we could have a Beckham
>themed foursome!

Funny, Michael and I were just talking about that
this evening. Dunno what he's gonna do with that
melon of his, but I'm getting corn rows (and a
gat). So, I'll be the 4th leg in the event if you
don't mind. Of course I'll be bringing along the
3rd leg.

Emcee M.C. OTH, he's getting two brand new
pimpmobiles this weekend. *Bow down!*



--
Bryan
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