On Tue, 11 Nov 2003 21:07:47 GMT, "Darrien"
<Darrien_Lambert@NA.COM@hotmail.com> belched the alphabet and kept on
going with:

>If you have any tips on how to do it without rolling your truck,
>I'm sure this guy would like to know.
>
>http://www.heraldargus.com/content/story.php?storyid=3717

I bet his next job will be with Darwin Transport, Inc.

I've never been in such a hurry that I couldn't STOP the truck long
enough to change clothes.

Speaking of being in a hurry, I recall being in the office of a
company I drove for in the US when the boss was blasting a driver for
being late on a run from Nashville to New Jersey. Or maybe it was
Connecticut. One of those God-forsaken Yankee states, anyway. The boss
was ripping him pretty good, asking him what time he left, how he ran,
and inquiring as to whether he dilly-dallied along the way. The
ass-chewing came to an abrupt halt and the boss just sat there with
nary a word to say when the driver indignantly blurted out in his
defense, "Doug, I ain't stopped but twice all the way up there. Once
to get fuel and once to jack off!"

What the hell could he possibly say to that?