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It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the
local Catholic Church to ask for the weekend off. They
argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally, the priest
agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend. "However",
he said, "as soon as you get back Monday morning I want
you to confess to me what you did over the weekend." The
four nuns agree, and run off. 

Monday comes, and the four nuns return. The first nun
goes to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I
have sinned." The priest asks, "What did you do, Sister?"
She replies, "I watched an R-rated movie." The priest looks
up at heaven for a few seconds, then replies, "You are
forgiven. Go and drink the holy water." The first nun leaves,
and the fourth nun begins to chuckle quietly under her
breath. 

The second nun then goes up to the priest and says,
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest replies,
"OK, what happened?" She says, "I was driving my brother's
car down the street in front of his house, and I hit a
neighbor