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Advantages of breast milk 

The not necessarily well-prepared student sat
in his life science classroom staring at a question
on the final exam paper. The question directed:
"Give four advantages of breast milk." What to
write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever
came into his head, hoping for the best: 

1. No need to boil. 

2. Cats can't steal it. 

3. Available whenever necessary. 

So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded
a four-part answer. Again, what to write? Once
more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then
sighed again. But suddenly, he brightened. He
grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled
his definitive answer: 

4. Available in attractive containers.