Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!honnetnews!news.gw.fukushima-u.ac.jp!news.tains.tohoku.ac.jp!news-sv.sinet!newsfeed.mesh.ad.jp!news.moat.net!border1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 02 Apr 2004 17:53:43 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Chew Baby Chew Message-ID: Date: Fri, 02 Apr 2004 17:53:43 -0600 Lines: 45 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-Zmu7Aq90ArsKGJCCc/Ui4TyoY53yfE2Jbc+wkq0PBaze8XBVxG3kwe2vC5KEx4cwaNFIl+7qrgvj/zp!xRqIkZfbvHb/kbESiptAitmRFd/6DN2xMD5KqBQEzrLMwoKK9EBrM3IzNzxoYQ== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:2996 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Chew Baby Chew There was a huge college freshman who decided he would try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach. "Sure, watch this," the freshman replied, as he ran smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "Wow, I'm impressed," the coach said. "Can you run?" "Of course," said the freshman. He was off like a bolt of lightning and in just over nine seconds, had run a hundred yard dash. "That's great," said the coach with enthusiasm, "but, can you pass a football?" Rolling his eyes and hesitating for a moment, the freshman replied, "If I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."