For The Birds
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For The Birds
A woman went to her priest with a problem.
"Father, I have two female parrots, and the only know how
to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes.
Wanna have some fun?' " "That's terrible!" exclaimed the
priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female
parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two
male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible.
My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that
terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to
praise and worship."
The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to
the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary
beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put
her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots.
The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some
fun?"
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot
and exclaimed, "Put those beads away, our prayers have
been answered!"
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