Zerloch wrote:
> (I swear i will do this)
> I would like to go to a govornment building (quite rare in Oz, where i
> live, cos we dont need to remember were being dominated) wearing a
> trench with lots of pockets. Each pocket filled with spoons. I will go
> therough the metal detector, and when I am confronted with a tray,
> open the trench, showing the spoons. The guy may then say "thats a
> lotta spoons man" or sommat.

oh man. Either I'm not getting enough humor, I'm tired, or that really 
funny. I'm not sure.