Marvel <manager@nospam.com> wrote:
> Dear bitter anko,

> Thank You for the informative response.

> I had no idea that band on the run was in the process of a genocidal 
> conspiracy.

You don't REALLY believe that treacle would be a hit on its own?

> I guess I better consider using the underground railroad to avoid the white 
> Christian supremacist society of the western world.

Or, you could move to the Eastern world. Either way, our problem is
solved.

> Do you think they will make us slaves and working the fields so they might 
> become omnipotent and take over the world?

That's what they tell us at the meetings, though I don't make as many
as I used to.

>  (while hunching the pretty women)

Just another perk of the job.

> I am going to apply for reparations now so that I might collect first after 
> the white Christian supremacists are brought to their knees.

We pay in pesos. Cuts down on the demand for reparations.

> Thank You for informing me of this growing threat, I plan to create a 

"Threat"? No, no, it's just the natural order of things.

> website honoring you for this infinite wisdom.

We already have one (fortunately, most people think "The Onion" is humorous
fiction. Fools.)

> I should of suspected this was going on.

Well, you realy should read the brochures.

Mike