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Catholic School = Math School 

A ten-year-old boy was failing math. His parents
tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but
to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a
family friend, they decided to enroll their son
in a private Catholic school. 

After the first day, the boy's parents were
surprised when he walked in after school with
a stern, focused and very determined expression
on his face, and went right past them straight
to his room, where he quietly closed the door.

For nearly two hours he toiled away in his
room - with math books strewn about his desk
and the surrounding floor. He emerged long enough
to eat, and after quickly cleaning his plate,
went straight back to his room, closed the door,
and worked feverishly at his studies until bedtime.

This pattern continued ceaselessly until it
was time for the first quarter report card. The
boy walked in with his report card -- unopened
-- laid it on the dinner table and went straight
to his room. Cautiously, his mother opened it,
and to her amazement, she saw a bright red "A"
under the subject of MATH. 

Overjoyed, she and her husband rushed into
their son's room, thrilled at his remarkable
progress. "Was it the nuns that did it?," the
father asked. The boy only shook his head and
said, "No." 

"Was it the one-on-one tutoring? The peer-mentoring?"
"No." 

"The textbooks? The teachers? The curriculum?"

"Nope," said the son. "On that first day, when
I walked in the front door and saw that guy they
nailed to the 'plus sign,' I just knew they meant
business!"