On Wed, 18 Jun 2003 02:28:04 +0100, "Ryan Holmes"
<ryan@holmes367282.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:

>I have seen loads of posts on UMAA recently talking about how sexy and
>beautiful Rei Ayanami is. I just don't understand it at all.
>
>Rei is bland, dull and maybe even boring. For most of the show she just
>sits/stands there saying and doing nothing. It's like she's just part of the
>scenery or something.

She sits there and thinks, only speaking when she has something
interesting or insightful to say. Nothing wrong with that at all...

Her voice is so soft and throaty that her every word is a delight to
the ears and is well worth waiting for...

>She is short, pale,

I love her skin. It looks so smooth and flawless (though I'd have to
check her all over to make sure that this was the case...).

>skinny,

Try 'slim'. Slim, but with some nice curves in the right places...

>has mousy features, looks like she never brushes
>her hair (which it looks like she cuts herself)

These slights upon her hair cannot go unpunished. How can you say such
things? Her hair is absolutely gorgeous - it is the thing that most
attracts me to her, physically. It's so thick and luxuriant - it just
invites me to run my fingers through it, rub my face in it or lick it.
^_^

>and flat-chested.

I refer the honourable gentleman to the previous 'does Rei have bigger
breasts than Asuka' thread. She's not stacked, but if Asuka's breasts
have been officially stated as B-cups, then Rei is easily a C. 

Just about handfuls with a little left over for comfort...

>We only
>see her wearing that plain turquoise dress, which does nothing to make her
>look attractive at all.

Dude, that's her school uniform. She doesn't choose to wear it. The
only times we see Rei outside of NERV is when she is either at school
or on her way to and from school, hence she is wearing it most of the
time. Touji is the only person rebel enough to wear his regular
clothing in class anyway...

Anyway, I think she looks sexy dressed like that - school uniform
looks really good on her. I love that little red necktie thing she
wears - I would like to see her wearing nothing but that. ^_^

>She makes no attempt to look sexy. I also think that
>her eyes look really creepy.

'Exotic'.

>Yet for some reason, some of the people here think that Rei is some sort of
>sex fiend, would be absolutely fantastic in bed or would be great at giving
>blowjobs. I just don't get it. I don't even think that she would be
>interested in sex.

Just my opinion of course, but I think that Rei would be absolutely
sex mad. She seems to have a thing for older men too, which is a very
good thing in my book...

>Asuka and Misao, I can imagine as sex objects and maybe even that blonde
>nurse (sorry I don't watch enough Evangelion to know her name), but Rei?
>There are so many hot women to choose from in this show, so why go for the
>dullest chick of the lot?

- Misato has way too many issues.
- Asuka annoys me.
- If Ritsuko was my nurse, I would run as fast as my broken,
splintered legs would carry me, even before she got out the
thermometer...
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