I've pondered from time to time the idea of responding to IMO the
short supply of decent games by inventing 'Virtual Games - Vapourware'
(PC only of cause)  & then distributing them by writing Walkthroughs
& FAQ's & reviews & Discussion groups.
That is the games would not exist outside the descriptions.

My favorite proposed theme / Title is " TOMB SPLINTER RAIDER CELL"
featuring both Sam & Lara in pursuit of the USA's Legendary symbol of 
Socialism.
You control them alternatively thru jumping & sneaking levels.
There would be sex as well by jiggling them around.
Final Boss Battle with Barack Obama.
Any body want to take on the Textures ?

At least not as wretched dreadful unpleasant as the Thread's OP
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