Harald Gentexeater wrote:
> Yesterday, my testicles exploded and I now cannot
> father children anymore.
> 
> What can I do now???

thank your lucky stars that those hypothetical children will never grow 
up to know they were sired by such as yourself?

it is obvious that this occured because of your unrestrained  impulses

had you been more proactive in your healthcare,  this needn't of happened:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Exploding_Testicles