"Harald Gentexeater" <pipe_nurses@yahoo.com> wrote in message 
news:f1847fa8-11d6-4e5f-9433-d0386da61bcb@j35g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
>I crashed against a wall and I squeezed my
> penis, now it's hurting so much, I think I
> have to cut it off.
>
> What can I do now???

From reading your post I'd say it was a "strap on" and you've no real need 
to worry
Was it you who said that the only thing better than bashing a poofter was 
holding him down and making him suck your dick?

Hmmm now it all makes sense

Capt. A. L.