Harald Gentexeater wrote:
> One day, there was a strange noise in my
> underpants and then my dick fell off and the
> cat took it, carried it on a tree and ate it.
> 
> So I have no dick anymore.
> 
> What can I do now???


Sounds like you've been dickless for some time, as illustrated below:


>                           .:\:\:/:/.
>                     (  ~   ~  ):
> .-------------------.\ =   o /
> |  PLEASE DO NOT    |(  (_)  )
> |  FEED THE TROLL   |/`-----'\_
> `-------------------' /     \(O)
>         |  |       / /|_____|/U
>         |  |       \_/  / \  \
>         |  |        (  (   )  )
>         |  |        _\,,\ /,,/_
>  ,|/./\/|.\| ,|/./.(_____V_____)/