Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!jindaiji.chofu.tokyo.jp!mmcatv.co.jp!news.moat.net!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 03 Jan 2005 13:55:59 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: japan.chacha-jokes Subject: A lawyer died Message-ID: Date: Mon, 03 Jan 2005 13:55:59 -0600 Lines: 47 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-FhmAnUn0fkt0KXw9TwcMIyk2zBBSEH95XwAsJ912TUsSV5q473X0DMQvXxcJh7me/uAbyOlYZt+O2r/!UIdmxD301S2dYqAVr0mMyUmrkI9pKVpTyKixuqKoMAjfpLtbAy0UIh181dnd8g== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.22 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org japan.chacha-jokes:11271 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ A lawyer died A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was, and greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line, and into a comfortable chair by his desk. The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?" St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 196 years old!"