Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!news.moat.net!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local01.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 25 May 2005 02:00:09 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Old gut - EZ money Message-ID: Date: Wed, 25 May 2005 02:00:09 -0500 Lines: 48 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-dSUmCIO5stmXVcyeQQqA6hJh5o/wLfLA5m2SKZYD/FlVpKRoQ4uDba1pOOMV6ohp3GHLysdt0sQIiWW!l4C7TCYXzq+mhMoc1CxV4YWyzhmncz0laXSEJDNDjBiRvb1XtpKnmCpt3kU5mw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.31 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:5799 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Old gut - EZ money An elderly man walks into a house of ill repute and tells the madam that he would like a young woman for the night. The madam gives him a puzzled look and asks, "Just how old are you, mister?" "Why," the old patron says, "I'm 98 years old today!" "Ninety-eight!" the madam exclaims. "Don't you realize you've had it?" "Oh," he says, "then how much do I owe you?"