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Give the ballerina a drink!

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into 
a bar.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as 
she pointed to
all
the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here 
will buy a lady a
drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But 
down at the end
of
the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the 
counter and
bellowed;
"Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it 
down.
She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all 
of them, revealing
the
same hairy armpit, and asked; "What man here will buy a 
lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on 
the bar and
said:
"Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender approached the little drunk and said;
"I say, old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the 
lady a drink,
but
why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"
The drunk replied;
"Any woman who can lift her leg that high has to be a 
ballerina!"