"Rita B. Flesh" <vintage_manors@yahoo.com> wrote in message 
news:250a7564-5624-4e4e-a91e-fa0490742667@m24g2000vbp.googlegroups.com...
> But I don't have a penis.
>
> What can I do now???

There's a new female operation:

"Strapadictomy"

Lamont Cranston