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During heavy flooding caused by La Nina, a priest refused
to obey evacuation orders and decided to stay back in town.

As the flood waters rose higher, he climbed to the roof
of his house and started praying to God for help. 

After an hour of devout praying, a boat came by. The
priest refused the boat crew's help. 

"God will come to my assistance," he said. And he remained
on the roof of his house. 

After another hour praying, a canoe came by. The priest
refused the owner's help. 

"God will rescue me," he said. And he remained on the
roof of his house. 

After yet another hour of prayer, a helicopter flew
by. Yet again, the priest refused help. 

"God will help me", he said. And again, he remained
on the roof of his house. 

Despite continuous praying, the flood waters rose and
the priest eventually drowned in the raging water. 

In heaven, he met God and asked Him, "Why didn't you
help me? I called for help and you didn't answer my prayers!"


"Didn't the help arrive? I sent a canoe, a boat, AND
a chopper to your rescue!"