TXZZ wrote:
> Paul Blay wrote:
>> "Marvel" <Marvel@nospammail.com> wrote ...
>>> "TXZZ" <superoutland@aol.com> wrote ...
>>>> TXZZ wrote:
>>>>> I just realized that if I were to study culture in japan, that would
>>>>> eventually also qualify me for a cultural visa.
>>>>>
>>>>> ARe there any cultural schools in japan open to foreigners?  Cheap ones?
>>>>
>>>> Maybe I could become pron star in japan, get entertainer visa!
>>>>
>>> Now that's an idea ...I hear they are having screen plays at the Tenoji Zoo.
>> Definately a good idea for superoutland - I hear the requirements on
>> dick length are a lot more lax in the Japanese pron industry.
> 
> ok but like where do i sign up

Just walk around Toshima-ku and look for apartments that have really 
bright lights on and all of the curtains drawn in the middle of the day. 
Then you just walk up and knock on the door.  Or, if you read Japanese, 
just go to one of the recruiting web sites and find out where they're 
holding casting calls.