"Jimbo" <jim@bo.selecta> wrote in message news:3f9e3750$1_2@127.0.0.1...
> "jacqui" <jacqui@stillathome.net> wrote in message
> news:-_CdnZJ6X67o7QSiU-KYiw@is.co.za...
> >
> > "Jimbo" <jim@bo.selecta> wrote in message
news:3f98e9c5$1_2@127.0.0.1...
> > > "Geoff Bateman" <ben2@bigpond.com> wrote in message
> > > news:ciYlb.162882$bo1.36238@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> > > > Hey Jimbo!   Now you're in a bind.   How are you going to tell
> > Jacqui that
> > > > you only get to send emails from the prison library computer,
that
> > you
> > > sell
> > > > copies of this thread to other inmates and since Jacqui revealed
her
> > > > 'passionate' interest in the Karma Sutra, sales have
> > skyrocketed.(spies
> > > are
> > > > everywhere)
> > > > Jacqui my dear, have patience, Jimbo is not intentionally
secretive,
> > it's
> > > > just that he's a natural born cad
> > > > and can't help himself.
> > > > Geoff Bateman OAM
> > > > Never tell a lie when the truth will do
> > > > ******************************************
> > > > "jacqui" <jacqui@stillathome.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:UoGdnRswQt1qoAWiU-KYuA@is.co.za...
> > > > >
> > > > > "Geoff Bateman" <ben2@bigpond.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:RWClb.161353$bo1.17272@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> > > > > > You get to exercise!!   And they don't switch the power off
at
> > lockup!
> > > > > > Damn, some blokes get it easy.
> > > > > > You've got a good point.   This thread is becoming rather
long,
> > but
> > > > > then
> > > > > > again, it's the only life this NG has.   Would you go
private
> > and deny
> > > > > > lurkers their daily dose of adrenaline pumping excitement?
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > As long as the address is valid! Not like some people that
send me
> > a
> > > > > garbage address!! LOL
> > > Hello friends.  I was in solitary yesterday. They caught me
> > downloading some
> > > mpeg files from some of the more, er... *specialist* binary
> > newsgroups.
> > >
> > > And indeed you're right, I only get an hour on the library
computer.
> > So I
> > > have to make the most of it.
> > >
> > > Perhaps the *clue* to my email address was too cryptic.   So here
is
> > my
> > > email address.  Help yourselves spammers!!
> > >
> > > jim_mk@hotmail.com
> > >
> > > But as we seem to be providing a public service to the community
it is
> > > perhaps unfair to go private.
> > >
> > > p.s. I resent being labelled a cad - you bounder!
> >
> > Said Jimbo as he slapped Mr. Bateman lightly with his white glove on
the
> > cheek. "I challenge you to a duel at sunrise tomorrow morning, you
> > bounder! And as you insulted me first, I get to chose the weapons.
Water
> > pistols it will be!!" Oh my, where is chivalry gone these days! If
only
> > gentlemen like that still existed, and if only they would duel for
my
> > favours. Sigh. That must have been a wonderful time. And how could
> > anyone complain that we are off thread! There is SO much life in
this
> > NG, and it's so quiet. Just the three of us!! WONDERFUL! I can just
> > about hear the birds twitter in the trees. :>))
>
> NP: Me and Julio down by the schoolyard

You an Julio? Birds?? Kinky, man!!