"Jimbo" <jim@bo.selecta> wrote in message news:3f9e3713$1_2@127.0.0.1...
> "jacqui" <jacqui@stillathome.net> wrote in message
> news:naadnaU_vcbv7QSiU-KYgw@is.co.za...
> >
> > "Jimbo" <jim@bo.selecta> wrote in message
news:3f98e9c5$1_2@127.0.0.1...
> > > "Geoff Bateman" <ben2@bigpond.com> wrote in message
> > > news:ciYlb.162882$bo1.36238@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> > > > Hey Jimbo!   Now you're in a bind.   How are you going to tell
> > Jacqui that
> > > > you only get to send emails from the prison library computer,
that
> > you
> > > sell
> > > > copies of this thread to other inmates and since Jacqui revealed
her
> > > > 'passionate' interest in the Karma Sutra, sales have
> > skyrocketed.(spies
> > > are
> > > > everywhere)
> > > > Jacqui my dear, have patience, Jimbo is not intentionally
secretive,
> > it's
> > > > just that he's a natural born cad
> > > > and can't help himself.
> > > > Geoff Bateman OAM
> > > > Never tell a lie when the truth will do
> > > > ******************************************
> > > > "jacqui" <jacqui@stillathome.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:UoGdnRswQt1qoAWiU-KYuA@is.co.za...
> > > > >
> > > > > "Geoff Bateman" <ben2@bigpond.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:RWClb.161353$bo1.17272@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> > > > > > You get to exercise!!   And they don't switch the power off
at
> > lockup!
> > > > > > Damn, some blokes get it easy.
> > > > > > You've got a good point.   This thread is becoming rather
long,
> > but
> > > > > then
> > > > > > again, it's the only life this NG has.   Would you go
private
> > and deny
> > > > > > lurkers their daily dose of adrenaline pumping excitement?
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > As long as the address is valid! Not like some people that
send me
> > a
> > > > > garbage address!! LOL
> > > Hello friends.  I was in solitary yesterday. They caught me
> > downloading some
> > > mpeg files from some of the more, er... *specialist* binary
> > newsgroups.
> > >
> > > And indeed you're right, I only get an hour on the library
computer.
> > So I
> > > have to make the most of it.
> > >
> > > Perhaps the *clue* to my email address was too cryptic.   So here
is
> > my
> > > email address.  Help yourselves spammers!!
> > >
> > > jim_mk@hotmail.com
> > >
> >
> > Don't talk about that! I wonder what qualifies me all of a sardine
to be
> > bombarded by Viagra adverts?? From countries like France, Sweden et
al!
> > Now I have read that there is a Viagra being developed for women,
and
> > maybe, MAYBE, one day, when I'm old and grey, I might think of it.
Only
> > think, mind you! But that still doesn't give every Tom, Dick and
Mary
> > the right to try and sell me men's Viagra! Or to advertise some pill
> > that will allow me to have an erection longer!! Wouldn't that be a
> > sight - me in a nudist camp, proudly exposing my breasts, with an
> > erection that will last for hours!!!!! I killfile them all, but they
> > keep on coming back with a different address.
>
> There is a kind of natural balance.  The junk emails I get are aimed
at
> either wanting me to add inches or remove inches.

It depends of course where you want to add or remove the inches. Now I
couldn't imagine ANY man wanting to ADD inches to his wasteline.

> Apart from Helga'sFarmyard Fun.  I didn't explore that one.

Probably missed a good one. Imagine playing with all those chicks!


> And the link to a watersports site had nothing to do with surfing.

(Thinks) never tried it in the bath!)
>
> As for viagra for women, in my experience as women get older they get
hornier.

Wow!! Something to look forward to. Only 30 years to go!!!


> Well... I haven't tested the theory beyond 55 actually.  But I believe
it to be true.

Stick around, guy, for another 30 years. I'll give you an invite!!!
:>))

>
> By the way - any women reading this who would like to participate in a
controlled, scientific study - let
> me know.

Send the application form soonest!