"Fake Name" <fakename@address.com> wrote in message
news:3E5B3142.7244F168@address.com...
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> well, i ran out and bought a pair of metal glove.  just guess what i
am going to
> do with it.  you guessed it, i am going to wear it and permanently
weld it shut
> so my hand well be forever encased in the glove, open palmed of
course.  i would
> like to see Ethan or anyone else try to shake my fist now.

I'd just like to see the look on your face when you realize just how
difficult this makes whacking off.