Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!news.ks-and-ks.ne.jp!komachi.sp.cs.cmu.edu!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!eusc.inter.net!fr.clara.net!heighliner.fr.clara.net!proxad.net!proxad.net!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp3.aus1.giganews.com!bin6.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: japan.chacha-jokes.hneta Subject: Finding Jesus Lines: 61 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 14 Jul 2002 21:48:42 CDT Organization: Giganews.Com - Premium News Outsourcing X-Trace: sv3-kbc2a6VoxkaaorVUqmhimMoGhOxXBRrBTSjv2yJCMfCyvIIY712iP7XCVDY0otVPgLVYRVGD827gHTi!YybJeSZ3XWAiwewvu584kMz5AZ2BPvbbBsRaAo0qWL2vF8SP3KVYbnUdrGB459/dGxPsoImVMo2x!Z6bMmKnTDC+wV0rAy2p6qILcrf2rkv4= X-Complaints-To: abuse@GigaNews.Com X-DMCA-Notifications: http://www.giganews.com/info/dmca.html X-Abuse-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly Date: Mon, 15 Jul 2002 02:48:42 GMT Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org japan.chacha-jokes.hneta:63 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Finding Religion A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and stand next to the preacher. The minister notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, preacher, I sure am." The minister dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asks. "Nooo, I didn't!" said the drunk. The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up, and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?" "Noooo, I have not, reverend." The preacher, in disgust, holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water, and says in a harsh tone, "My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?" The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"